@Kondo Then I would start small, pointing at an object and saying your word for it, move her into a specific position, and say the word for it. Something that helps with my non-English speaking coworkers is using hand motions to reinforce what I’m saying. Another thing that can help you build a bond with your new pet is learning some of her language, even if you only get a few words or phrases. With a little effort, you two could one day hold entire conversations speaking every other word in the other’s language. Naturally, if your relationship is less one between owner and companion and more one between toy and user, then I wouldn’t worry about what she’s saying.

@Mrgoblinging7 Ahem; “pet with benefits.”

@Olo Those look like classic-era Starfleet uniforms! Looks like some lucky bastard is taking advantage of a very unfortunate transporter acsident~.

@Olo She looks a little intimidated, but still eager to please~. A perfect little pet~.

@Olo I don’t much care for the one in yellow, it will be amusing to see her die on a cock.

Honestly, I’m all for the bouncy ball idea. I’d use it like a yoga ball. I’d especially love it if I got to put the quarter in one of machines where you turn the quarter to get the toy. I remember a huge one at Old Navy where the balls rolled down a spiral before you got it. I would be a tiny pet forever if I got to do that every week.